Don’t know what to get your friends for the holidays this year? Why not do what Phoebe did in “The One With The Girl from Poughkeepsie” and write them their very own Christmas song?! And before you think you’d suck at song writing well, just trust me, if Phoebe’s song made her friends happy, yours will to…
“Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap.
Said all you need is to write them a song.
They haven’t heard it, so don’t try and sing along.
No, don’t sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Chanukah.
Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!”