On the fourth day…   

On the fourth day of Christmas, my TV brought to me…


Ross GellerFriends

Ross: I think I’m just going to go home and think about my wife and her lesbian lover.

Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were different characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. At one point there were villagers…

Ross: I figured after work, I’d pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to… woo her.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.

Ross: When you guys were kids, and played, ah, “Happy Days”, who were you? I was always Richie.

Bill HaverchuckFreaks and Geeks

Neal: You look a little bit like my grandpa.
Bill: Oh, is your grandpa super-cool?

Neal: My mom says women prefer guys with a good sense of humor.
Bill: But, uh, you’re not funny.
Neal: Screw you, I’m hilarious!

Bill: This push-up is too hard to push up.

Alan: [on Halloween, Bill is in costume] Shut up, you little girl.
Bill: I’m not a little girl, I’m a bionic woman.

Marshall FlinkmanAlias

Marshall: You probably don’t know this about me, but I’m not much of a social person.

Sydney: What were you saying to those guards?
Marshall: I think I said, “I can smell you from here” in Ewok.
Sydney: Ewok.
Marshall: Official language of the indigenous creatures on the planet Endor.

Marshall: Hush… hush… hush little Mitchell, don’t you cry. Daddy’s here to teach you about Lanthanides. Cerium is first, yes it leads the way. Hexagonal structure and it’s iron gray. Praseodymium is next and it looks like brass…

Marshall: I’ve got a spork.

Seth CohenThe OC

Seth: So, what’s the GP, RA?”
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood
Ryan: You’re just using initials now?
Seth: Yeah, it saves time.
Ryan: Well not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game plan?
Seth: Good point

Seth: My Jew-fro is frizzing out, I look like Screech.

Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.

Seth: I love you, but if I have to spend my senior prom with you playing video games, I’m gonna kill myself.

Three reality hosts,
Two Gilmore girls,
And a slayer named Buffy.

* You may switch this to “Geeks” if you prefer…. “Nerds” just sounded better for my purposes.

9 Responses to “On the fourth day…”

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    showmewrtr says:

    OMG! This is the coolest series other. Huge hugs to you and J for putting this together. :)

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    neptune_online says:

    I can’t wait to catch up on these posts! Right now I am editing [info]neptune_online. I should be done soon. Are you home? If you are, do you think you could make Weevil a S3 byline pic?

    Poor guy looks so out of place in green…

    ~ Kelley

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    raelee says:

    Kel – check the Neptune Navigator email. I sent you two Weevil byline pics to see if you like either. :)

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    spectralbovine says:

    Heeee. Nice choices.

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    calturner says:

    Hee! I’m loving this so much, Rae. :D

    *hugs to both you and J*

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    eolivet says:

    Awww, Ross, Seth and Marshall Flinkman (who totally looks like J.J. Abrams!) I never watched “Freaks and Geeks,” but that’s a funny picture. ;p These posts rule. :D

    (hee, I was wondering if Andrew, Jonathan and…the other guy were going to make appearances, but they’re more ‘evil’ nerds ;)

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    zimshan says:

    OMG. I LOVE THIS! And I love you for doing it! AWESOME.

    Man, I really need to get me some Christmas icons for the next week….

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    sinca says:

    This is so fun! I am really enjoying these days and this one is my favorite so far.

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