You’ve got mail.   

This card was in my mailbox today.

My Dearest,

I can’t help but notice you’ve been a little distant recently. You missed our favorite show last week. And do you even remember the last time we watched a movie together???

I’ve heard about something called Adelphia (see inside). They may be able to help us get back to being “us.” With all the fun stuff Adelphia carries like DVR and HDTV maybe we can remember why we fell in love in the first place.

Forever Yours,
Your TV


5 Responses to “You’ve got mail.”

  1. 1
    cadhla says:

    …clearly, you got someone else’s mail today. Because sweetie, if you spent any more time with your TV, I’d be asking you what colour my bridesmaid’s dress was gonna be.

  2. 2
    anonymous says:

    That cracks me up. And here I thought your TV was going to take out a restraining order! (I think mine is…)

    Also, HI!


  3. 3
    raelee says:

    White… but with your choice of color for the wildflowers you’ll be holding. Of course, I’m still waiting for the diamond I was promised. Damn TV says it just can’t choose – too many jewelry store commercials recently.

  4. 4
    raelee says:

    HEY! Ours is a mutual love! No restraining going on in this relationship. ;)

    And, HI! right back at ya.


  5. 5
    anonymous says:

    *hugs Rae*

    *giggles like mad*